i like snow, unless its yellow.

i've always wanted a goldfish.
i say it all the time.
repetitively to my friends,
but mostly to random strangers i've just met.
people always ask me why i want a goldfish.
why? well i'll tell you why.
if a goldfish really does only have a three second memory, i want to be the one to take advantage of that.
it would be the only pet you could rename time and time again,
and everytime your pet would think wow my name is jesus, wow paul anca
oh gosh i'm freddy!
now you all understand the pros of having a goldfish.

claps for em