ELLEMKTZEN

Today, I typed “Edward Cullen” into the search box on uncyclopedia.wikia.com. At the top of the next page, it said “Whoops! Did you mean Cedric Diggory?” Harry Potter wins again. MLIA

Today, a really attractive guy was working out in front of me on the treadmills at the gym. I used him as motivation to run faster, visualizing that I could reach him if I ran fast enough. He kept turning around to look at me. At first I was flattered but then I realized it was because I had been muttering "my precious" creepily under my breath. MLIA.

AND THIS :)

Ron:
[Ginny and Dean] What do you think he sees in her?
Harry:
She's smart... funny... attractive...
Ron:
Attractive?
Harry:
Well you know... she has nice... skin.
Ron:
So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?
Harry:
Well, I dunno, I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor.
Ron:
Hermione's got nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes.
Harry:
I-I've never thought about it before. But now that you mention it, yeah. Very nice.
Ron:
[long pause] I think I'll be going to bed now.
♥ emma